Story Of The Benin Wizard Who Crashed Into Sapele River On His Way To UK. (Photo)





A man has confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom and also to watch football before his fuel finished on his way hence the crash. But he was sure that his member will come refill it for him later in the night.

The self-confessed wizard said:
“I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

Source: Vanguard





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